A tropical paradise, like none you’ve ever seen
Best get ashore, and walk among the green
When you realise, this island is alive
A giant sea turtle, tonight will it dive?
Four days a year, with no evil design
Taken beneath the waves, to breathe in the brine
Cryptozoology, animals are sought
Anecdotal evidence, and some long shots
In the Himalayas, you go by many names
Klaus or the Abominable, none they know your aims
Let the humans war, until we waste away
Your kind lies in wait, so you can seize the day
A magical being, he’ll be your friend
So much to do, while playing pretend
Smoking the weed, and talking to bear
Always by you, to keep off despair
Mataman the god, or a figment of stress?
Whatever he is, leads to happiness
Battle’s all around, my life it has fled
Angels in the sky, taking half the dead
Noble Norse lady, chooser of the slain
Will I be the one, you take to your domain?
The halls of Valhalla, from there I will proceed
But until Ragnarok, bring me more mead