Praise for the Panda

You are a giant, I think you are quite small
But you do the trick, and for us you never stall
You live in mountains, I keep you in the dark
And every single day, in our lives you leave a mark
You war with dragons, I think you are a star
Always hauling us around, acting as our car

W Is for Wilfred

A magical being, he’ll be your friend
So much to do, while playing pretend
Smoking the weed, and talking to Bear
Always by you, to keep off despair
Mataman the god, or a figment of stress?
Whatever he is, leads to happiness